Benita Viscountess

She’s noble and she’s beautiful and sexy. And I love her. I call her – Ugly Benya…Benechka… Benita… Benita Viscountess…She is a little bit of Italian puffed up “hottie”…In case you wondering…She is my new sofa…LOL

How would you call the person who gives names to their things? [~no, don’t tell that word!]

When my luxurious new sofa arrived into my house, I felt the need to give her a name, for so magnificent she is. I’m not crazy enough (yet ;-)) to name ALL of my possessions, in fact, only my beloved car has got a name, as the closest thing to me. But this sofa is really too noble to be referred to with simple “settee“, “coach”, “sofa” or “thing”…and so I was wondering, what kind of name she would have in her sofabed’s world? Surely it should be something as significant as she is. Something with a title…the name came up from nowhere, as it always happens…

Oh, simple pleasures of life, when you can sleep till midday and talk to your furniture…